Morristown

Arrived in Morristown, NJ at 11:43 this morning. According to my GPS, I was supposed to get here at 9:46am. The big disparity between supposed to and actual was that I sat in bumper-to-bumper traffic more than half the way here. No accidents, no hula girls on the side of the road, no cops slowing things down. The only thing I can think of that may have caused the slowdown was maybe three snowflakes. Not twelve, THREE!

It made me think of a nightmare I had a while back that I was in Panama over the holidays during a snowstorm. I was dreaming of a white isthmus. (These puns have taken over my mind. Can you tell?)

Anyway, I set up the flagpole booth in record time, sat down, and had a tuna sub for lunch just for the halibut. And potato chips too. Ummmm, potato chips. (Thank you Homer.)

Looks like it's gonna be a good show. It's a small hall, I don't think I have any competition, but even better, the show is located in a rustic, hilly, beautiful part of New Jersey, that, if you haven't been here, you need to get here as soon as you can. Just gorgeous!

Well, tomorrow it starts. On with the show...

Moving On

Today is my last day in Philadelphia. Tomorrow I'm packing up and rolling to New Jersey for the Morristown Home Show. As it turns out, this is a three day show at the National Guard Armory, and it looks to be a good one.

Morristown is close to where my friend, Joe, lives. Joe's a man after my own heart. He's performed street magic in San Francisco, I think, and also sold steaks and seafood door to door. As you can see, there's more to Joe than meats the eye.

Joe is a cowboy in the best sense of the word. He's his own man, independent, and courageous, and he walks to the beat of his own drum. He makes me laugh, he makes me cry, I like him, I hate him, I respect him, he inspires me, and he pisses me off. Most importantly, he makes me think.

And here's the thing: I've never met him. Maybe this weekend I will. I'll let you know...

New Friends

Well, the Philadelphia Home Show is officially over. What a great trip! The show was very successful and I made some new friends.

Bobby was in the booth to my immediate right, prospecting for bathroom remodeling clients. A retired cop, he clued me in on good places to park and good places to eat. He even brought me a Philly soft pretzel. I've always liked pretzels even though they are knot food.

Tommy was in the booth to the right of Bobby. The food company he works for was giving away free samples of steak and gourmet hotdogs. He kept me very well fed. Imagine, I'm in the middle of a flagpole demo and there's Tommy, bringing me steak. When I told him the one about the man who could eat a 32 ounce steak, he said he found that hard to swallow.

Oh, and by the way, for those of you in the know, Tommy is a "traveling man".

Both of these guys befriended a stranger (me) and made my stay in Philly both easy and memorable. I'll never forget their kindness and I look forward to seeing them again in the future.

More Old Friends

Talked with another old showbiz friend yesterday, Les from Iowa. In the words and philosophy of the great Ludwig Mies van der Rohe, architect extraordinaire, (Google him), "Less is more." And in terms of Les from Iowa, Les is more.

Les is one of those unique guys that I would classify a "Renaissance" man. He knows lots about lots, and is generous with his time and knowledge.

In terms of showbiz and carnivals, Les has probably forgotten more than I will ever know. I saw the Girl To Gorilla Illusion at the New York State fair for the first time on his recommendation. He can turn a tip with the best of them and leave them wanting more.

I think I met him at the Kane County Fair in St. Charles, IL, 20 years ago. If memory serves, he was selling eyeglass cleaner and I was selling slicer-dicers. I was talking with a rancher who had 100 head of cattle, but thought there were only 99 until Les told him to round them up.

The Philly Home Show is going well, and there's only four more days. These nine day shows can really tire you out...

Old Friends

Well, the second day of the Philly Home Show is in the books. Sold twice as much today as I did yesterday.

As I was walking from the parking lot into the exhibition hall, a guy passing by in a pickup truck hollered out, "Hey Tim!" Looking up, I saw my old friend James, who I haven't seen in a good long while.

I met James a number of years ago and we've kept in touch by phone off and on ever since. He thinks I'm crazy, but he seems to like me just the same.

Have you ever noticed that a true friend thinks you're a good egg even though you're slightly cracked?

James sells high pressure, low heat steam ironing systems. He's always said that those who like to do the ironing find their pleasure in-creases. Funny!

Seven days to go, the adventure continues...

Behind the Wheel

What a day yesterday was! I drove fifteen and a half hours to Philadelphia, PA. Went from lots of snow on the ground to none at all. All to sell telescoping flagpoles at the Home Show at the Convention Center.

This morning, I drove in early to unload the truck and set up the booth. Left the motel at 7am to get to the Marshaling Yard by 7:30. Ended up somewhere in New Jersey, not at the Philadelphia Convention Center. That in itself would be sad, but I've done it before.

I remember one time I was trying to get to a home show in Phoenix and ended up in Jersey. What is it about New Jersey?

My friend Al had the same problem and when he got lost, he had to be al-located. Rimshot anyone?

Anyway, all that being said, tomorrow is my day off to either sleep, read, and/or see the sights. I keep reading 'The Lord of the Rings' over and over. I guess it's just force of hobbit. Rimshot #2. Can't believe I did it again.

Enough already...

Motels

Just got back from loading up at the warehouse. I have poles and accessories enough for two shows back to back. Looks like I'll be on the road for 21 days straight. Hope the motels are clean...

Speaking of motels, I remember the name of one I saw a while back that stuck in my head. It was called the Dew Drop Inn. Its byline was "Come in and take a road off your mind". I didn't drop in; it looked pretty tacky. But thinking back, it probably had a lot of interesting stories to tell.

I'd really like to get a successful home business going. Forty years on the road, off and on, turns out to be a lot of road under my belt and around my middle.

Today's Words of Wisdom: "Even though you push the envelope, it's still stationery."

I can't believe I actually wrote that one down. God save us all.

More tomorrow...

Beginnings

This morning I got an email from my new employer saying that instead of leaving for my first exhibition in Philadelphia on Thursday, January 14, I have to be in Philadelphia at 8:00 am on January 14. Talk about days disappearing...

As some of you know, I recently resigned from driving a school bus and got back into the sales game, demonstrating and selling telescoping flagpoles at home & trade shows, state & county fairs, and the like. Imagine an almost 60 year old somewhat bald yet dashing renaissance man who stands in front of a large crowd of people, tells silly jokes, and generally persuades people to part with their hard-earned cash for a product they can't live without. That's me.

What a life I've had! I used to work at an orange juice factory, but I was canned because I couldn't concentrate. Then I started years ago selling slicer-dicers, ginsu knives, shammies, graduated to articulating ladders (Little Giants) and then to flagpoles. I guess I'm gonna be the "Ron Popeil" of flagpoles. Never a dull moment!

This blog will chronicle my days and nights on the road and take you behind the scenes of the exciting and fast paced world of consumer show marketing. In addition, I will regale you with stories of pitchmen and conmen, lousy food, cheap motels, characters, heroes, and villains.

Here we go...